Meanwhile here's a few alternative endings:
1. Eli cuts Amanda down from the tree and they both fall into the rabbit hole and drink tea with the Mad Hatter who looks suspiciously like one of the Allman brothers.
2. Eli cuts Amanda down from the tree but in the process impales himself on one of her brittle bones due to her lactose intolerance when she was alive.
3. Eli never cuts Amanda down but instead carves their initials into the tree bark and decorates her bones with festive lights.
4. Eli leaves Amanda hanging but cuts the tree down and NO ONE ever hears it fall.
5. Burt Reynolds (wearing an I heart Loni Anderson T- shirt) shows up and mounts the incestuous brother never once mentioning his mouth.